Finding out that Elon Musk was forced out as CEO of PayPal in favor of noted vampire Peter Thiel bc Elon Musk was adamant they keep it named “X dot com” instead of Paypal unlocks so much. His space company, his literal child, and now Twitter: it’s the world’s most inane Rosebud. He actually bought back the URL, like a cherished childhood sled (owning the right to name a website the letter “X”)
Some people told him it made more sense to have their banking company have a indicative name instead of generically being called “X” with vague allusions to being The Site For Everything, and he’ll prove those fools WRONG by getting the same things yelled at him over a different website’s name twenty years later
For twenty two years he’s been stewing about people telling him PayPal was a better name for a payment site than X. He was so invested in X dot com at the time they waited to hold the vote until he was on vacation. He has been furious over people saying “it’s better for our site to have a name that tells you what it is instead of a letter” since before 9/11. This is his entire life
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Pictured above: the only moment Elon Musk has ever been happy, before it turned to all-consuming rage and envy over a single letter
Is… is THAT why he called his space company SpaceX???
fr tho, I’m convinced at this point that he got divorced just so he could have another X.
STATUS: DIVORCED
And in case you all forgot, literally the name of his child is X
There’s an essay I’ve never written about the relationship between superheroes in American Comics and costumed performers in American Circuses of the same period, and how the comics characters were the circus performers, and I will probably never get around to writing it. But then I see photos like this and wish I’d written it 30 years ago.
we need to go back to hating tumblr. no more hellsite (affectionate). don’t even think of giving these clowns your money. if i see you with a checkmark next to your name i’m opening fire
*sound of gun cocking* they can be disabled
tumblr’s current business model isn’t profitable and never will be and no amount of scolding from staff blogs or tumblr ad-free pay piggies is gonna fix that. don’t let yourself be guilted into buying merch, badges or ad-free. you’re throwing your money into a bottomless pit while the techbro ghouls running this website laugh about you at their next board meeting while applauding the shmucks coming up with new ideas on how to twitter- or tiktokify the website
“but tumblr needs to make money!!!”
if tumblr really wants its regular user onboard with keeping the website afloat then we should at least demand that they do the bare minimum in keeping the site functional. and right now, they’re not even doing that. every change they’ve made lately has made the website/app worse. i should give my money to tumblr so what—they can make a more intrusive version of tumblr live? remove the chronical dashboard? come up with an even more transphobic way of doing content moderation? yeah, no thanks
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